15.3.07

Croniqueta: O Grito de Cristina

Ela era gorda,  viciada, loira e drogada. Se prostituía em troca de um maço de cigarro e uma arara rosa. Seu quartinho no centro era dividido com um travesti e mais duas primas. Ela sabia quando Edgar, seu único e velho cliente, iria gozar quando gritava: GRITA CRISTINA! Enquanto ele tomava banho, ela roubou um filme com o título Grande Hotel. Será que ele gravava suas transas no motel de mesmo nome? Louca e enganada, assistiu e se apaixonou pela atriz. Roubou outro filme de Edgar porque achou o nome bonitinho: Rainha Cristina. Não resistiu e sua vida mudou. Agora se chamava Garbo. Greta Garbo. Morreu dois anos mais tarde na rua sem clientes. Edgar, gago de infância, não conseguia falar: GRITA GRETA GARBO!
 

9 Comments:

Anonymous A Amiga said...

Putz, essa foi sua melhor até agora!
;O)

16/3/07 19:13  
Anonymous hugo said...

"grata!" - grita greta da gruta.


tabom, eu paro.

abrazo

17/3/07 18:26  
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