15.7.08

O clima tá tão seco na cidade de São Paulo que:

- Chapinha no cabelo tá durando 2 semanas
- Presunto quando sai da geladeira vira pururuca
- É preciso regar as plantas 3 vezes ao dia: de manhã, a tarde e a noite.
- Pra pegar água na torneira, o copo tem que estar próximo do bocal, pq a água evapora e não chega a cair
- Dá pra fazer castelinho de areia no gramado do Ibirapuera
- A famosa Garoa Paulistana virou Poeira Paulistana sempre precedida de uma tempestade de areia
- Com a descoberta do campo de Tupi na bacia de Santos, a última moda é usar turbante vermelho quadriculado.
- A maria mole da feira faz "crec crec".
- Pra ficar rico vc tem duas opções: ganhar na mega sena ou então vender manteiga de cacau.

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Anonymous Déh said...

Muito boa sua tese... rs

16/7/08 16:13  
Blogger Alexandre Lucas said...

Também estou sofrendo com a secura de SP. Mas não tinha pensado nas vantagens para as que tem o cabelo pranchado, hehehe =)

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